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For the one that went to bed earlier and didn’t get the annoucement that it was
on my myspace…aka Abby

Spreadin’ The Lunatic Love
By:
Rebekah Wigley

Lunatics till death do us part,
It’s like a
robber who stole all our hearts.
Nothing else better,
Nothing else
greater
Its so small
Yet nothing will shatter
This bond that to
some
Dont even matter.

Fans by choice,
Sisters by fate,
It’s
something so small
that only God can create.

First the parkin’
lot,
then the nacho fight
Whats next,
Diana’s resting spot?

A
knife and a basketball,
In walgreens stands the aisles so tall.
Galbladder
malfunctions,
In the hospital for somethin’
Blow-drying armpits,
The
Big Pink Ball,
And The Nerf Gun a kit,
What’s left,
Dixie and Rosie
attacking your shit?

First off there is no “e” in cheesy,
It’s like
Kathy yelling, “TAKE IT EASY!”
Oh why does Bethany have to be so
sleezy?
Its mastering the art of being Teasy.

Paige is the next Aflac
Voice-over,
Is Diana’s house the next we hover,
to spread Toilet paper all
over?
Operation Overload is the game,
For Lunatics is our name.

“We
some crazy ass mothafuckas,”
What’s up with Paige saying,
Ha Ha,
sucka!!!???
You’re 19 acting so silly,
C’mon, I mean really.

“Lord
I apologize,”
For it’s the Lunatics,
The object of our “highs,”
For
it’s Fanny we all despise.

For the internet’s so great,
It makes you
appreciate
that you can look up and call
The greatest of them
all.

The lucky number will always be 26,
As for prank
calling,
That’s our Friday night fix.
For us the jokes live on,
in this
timeless ending rhyme.

Fans by choice,
Sisters by fate,
It’s
something so small
that only God can create.

Lunatics till death do us
part,
It’s like a robber who stole all our hearts.
Nothing else
better,
Nothing else greater
Its so small
Yet nothing will
shatter
This bond that to some
Dont even matter.

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